Watch more wonderful and funny stories after following 1 A few days ago, my friend took a fancy to the female coach of a yoga studio and vowed to catch up with her to the death, so he became a student.
In order to attract the attention of the female coach, he practiced hard, but finally quietly left the yoga studio.
Me: what’s the matter with you? Why did you give up suddenly? Friend: now I think girlfriends are dispensable! Lying in the trough, leaving me confused!!! 2.
my neighbor is an sb.
Why do you say so.
He is over 30 years old and still unmarried.
He loves children very much.
He always gives my son hundreds of pocket money.
It’s stupid.
It’s obvious that he will raise my son for me.
You say, is he stupid! 3.
my ex girlfriend is getting married, but her boyfriend has repeatedly invited me to their wedding.
I said, “if you die, I won’t go to your wedding.” He said, “I know you are sad, but you must attend this wedding anyway, Dad.” 4.
when buying equipment in the electronic city, the salesperson is a very beautiful girl.
After buying the order, I couldn’t help but casually asked her, “Hey, younger sister, are you related to your boss?” While packing, Mei Zhi looked back and said to me proudly, “the boss is my father!” I nodded silently, turned around and left.
In fact, sister paper, you’ve made a mistake.
Charge me 150 yuan less.
Anyway, the boss is your father, and I don’t think he will beat you!!! 5.
last night when I was shopping in the supermarket, a man suddenly came and grabbed the bag in my hand and ran away…
I shouted robbery at that time ~ ~ soon the man was caught by the security guard…
The security guard in the security room returned the bag to me, asked me if I was injured, and then sent me out of the supermarket…
When I got home, I didn’t pay for the bag! 6.
when I got home, my elder sister was playing coquettish with my father.
Seeing me coming back, my elder sister said to me provocatively: it’s true that my daughter is my father’s lover in his last life.
Look at my father, he doesn’t care about you! I rolled my eyes and said: but Dad always calls you by name, but he always calls me son! The elder sister’s face gradually turned pale.
My father stretched out his hand and said to me: son, bring me your ID card and let me see your name! 7.
when I was in college, I took my girlfriend home by mistake and met my parents for the first time.
After dinner, my father sent it to the hotel and asked my girlfriend: are you afraid to live alone at night? Er Huo’s girlfriend wants to say yes or no.
My father turned to me and said, then you stay with the baby and drive away..
8.
when the wife sees that the child doesn’t eat well, she tells the child: good son, after eating this bowl of rice, the mother will reward you 2 yuan.
My son agreed.
Then I pushed the door and came in.
My son whispered to me with a bowl in his hand: Dad, I will reward you a dollar for eating this bowl of rice.
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