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Funny joke: trying to trick me into practicing yoga again

Paragraph ① my writing level has finally been recognized by the Chinese teacher.

Three years ago, his comment on me was “moaning without illness”.

Three years later, I gave him my new work.

After reading it, he said to me with concern, “are you sick?” Have you ever seen such a greasy Bridesmaid? Haha, the best man is going to have a good time ~ paragraph ② due to operational errors, he circled a compliment to his former friend.

After a while, he sent a message: I didn’t expect you to pay attention to me.

Am I free this afternoon, please? After reading, I was very moved, silently screenshot, sent to his current girlfriend..

I don’t want to go to this school for a minute! Joke ③ now the thief is getting kinder and kinder.

Today, when I was eating in a restaurant and paying the bill, I found that my wallet and mobile phone were missing…

Explain to the boss that he will pay by the day, and the boss told me: someone just paid for you…

Now yoga teachers are like this? Want to register for work Paragraph ④ it has always been the husband who cooked.

Yesterday, the sisters had a whim to cook lunch and asked the husband to wait while watching TV.

After a fight, lunch was finally ready.

So I called my husband to eat.

I wanted to say, “it’s good to sit and wait for food, isn’t it?” It turned out to be, “isn’t it good to sit and wait to die?” Then no matter how he tried to persuade him, he refused to eat! Honey, listen to my explanation, I really didn’t poison!! Shoot the VR effect in the simplest way ⑤ when I was working in the company, a female colleague kept looking at me sheepishly, and finally she came over: are you busy tonight? At that time, it was like beating chicken blood: Yes, I have time every night.

She smiled with satisfaction: in that case, can you help me work overtime? My boyfriend is waiting for me downstairs…

My ex girlfriend is getting married.

Help me make it up! Duanzi ⑥ today, Lao Wang complained to me again: “brother, you tell me that the current Duan players are really hateful.

Why do you always write about me? Who am I provoking? Besides, am I so bad? What’s more, I’m not that kind of person at all? Well, now the neighbors are on guard against me, so bored that I won’t even drop in to chat.

How do you think I should live this day?” Then I comforted him and said, “what a big deal! It’s not a matter at all.

Besides, if you don’t visit, don’t visit! What’s the big deal!” Then Lao Wang said innocently, “what you said is light.

It’s nothing if you don’t visit, but if I don’t, how can you let me visit my biological son?”..

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